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  • So, here i sit in my new rainbow ruffle bikini from Victoria's Secret, thinking about how tomorrow is August, and August means school, and thinking that'll be all right. And thinking August made me think about William…

  • My Headache: There is an entire tribal ceremony occuring inside my skull right now. Tiny fat painted men in animal hide loinscloths with wild hair and animal bones through their nostrils pouding giant double and triple…

  • "See it never had to be this way You should of never played the games you played Now I'm seein' that you're kinda lame Knowin how the situation changed Ain't it funny Baby that you want me, when you had me Love is crazy…

  • AAAIIIIEEE GAWT EH KAHR!!!!

  • oh dear. today, i was eating fried rice for lunch from last night's dinner, and hit something crunchy with my teeth. My first instinct (as yours would be): SPIT! so i spat, but no, i had broken something down, somethi…

  • "I-i-i got su-u-unburned, on a clou-ou-ou-dy da-a-a-ay!" in a serious way. We are talking R-E-D red. i also sliced my hand open on broken glass. I was picking out shards for a few moments, but now all is well. we…

  • I do not think i could ever possibly convey the gloriousness of this day, but i shall try. A 5k run was taking place in our neighborhood, so my mother and i left very early in the morning to be sure that we could get ou…

  • Well, i watered the Mormons. [edit]: apparantly, this needs explanation, as it is such that i do not want people to think that i went crazy, and turned the garden hose on door-to-door proselytizers. Two handsome young…

  • No one wished me a happy 1/4 birthday yesterday! dscf0849 I wanted to see how my skills were at posting a picture. I'm trying out this whole, "technology" thing i keep hearing so much about, but obviously i'm still a…

  • --------------------- "She goes above and beyond her call of duty. She is a slut but X thinks it's sexy. Sex reminds her of eating spaghetti. I am wasted but I'm ready." --Wasted and Ready ARGH!!! I do not understand th…

  • My Silly Night or Why My Toe is Blistered So, patti came over HYPER and i was too, and she wanted to see a movie, but i said that was not an appropriate occupation for the "hype" (as she says it) so we walked Downtown E…

  • *********************************************** The Barn: wading through mouse feces: my afternoon. grime-covered and sweat-drenched, i scrub with filthy tired-out sponge. the stench of rodenticide and feral urine combi…

  • it was a hot and sweaty day. the chalk outline of a human figure was drawn on cement, and i ran into Peter Carrington. That's the same thing as saying, "I ran into Indiana Jones!" He was my Wilderness Survival professor…

  • What other good things are happening? Happy 35th anniversary, first moon-walkers! Michael Jackson is going to be a father 4 times over again Quadruplets, from a surrogate mother, some people just can't stay out of the n…

  • MMMM! there is no better smell in the world than potting-soil fresh from the Autoclave.... *sigh* the only problem being that i want to stick my hands in it. Sort of the driping-hot-wax-from-a-candle conundrum--you…

  • "You did it: you changed wild lament into whirling dance; You ripped off my black mourning band and decked me with wildflowers. I'm about to burst with song..." --Psalm 30

  • OH YEAH!!! This is sweeeeeeeeeeeeet! my pops just bought it for me at Meijers' Thrifty Acres. it has every single song they ever made AND a new one about the Electoral College as well as the never-before-released Scooter…

  • This isn't good, but it is quick. I'm sure you know the game, if not, figure it out so you can play along! This is my journey through the Green Glass Door: No disease, no famine But flood. No sweat, no tears, But bloo…

  • as it is pleaded in Psalm 25: "My heart and kidneys are fighting each other; Call a truce to this civil war." i, for one, would like to quit puking. i would also like to be free of a headache. i do not understand wh…

  • my horoscope today belittles my Xanga: "A journal is no substitute for a friend. Place a call to a loved one" all right, ok, i will. after work. but who? "There's fire on the agenda -- but it's fire of the passionate,…

  • GUESS WHAT??? Nicole and I are Bleeding Buddies!!!!!! just a few hours away from being on the same cycle!! neat, huh? i mean, it makes sense. she is the fertile female i am around the most right now. of course we shoul…

  • i would have written sooner, but we lost internet access due to the power struggle Zeus and Thor were having on my roof last night. yesterday, one of those made-for-tv moments happened it's like how i've always wanted pe…

  • the man was maybe 50 with pockmarked face of cafe-au-lait tone monkish tonsure, (potential landing-pad for n-scale helicopters) dreadlocks running down to below his calf muscles seeming so worn-in-and-out as he picked…

  • dear sirs and madams, i was going to give you advice, saying that when you cut yourself with shards of glass, avoid pouring antifreeze into the wound at all cost, for it burns like zee dickens. however, my father says t…

  • "We all have different levels of energy for friendship at different times. if you don't feel an honest friendship response, set the woman free to make another friend." i am more selective than i used to be. i have had…

  • Ahem--a poem follows-- Red: Red is the color of blood-shot eyes, mosquito bites on sun-burnt skin, rust on a once-new, well-loved bicycle, misguided menstruation misunderstood, bullet holes and knife wounds, fingernail…

  • This is a very good book i am reading. watching a phenomenal Stargate SG-1 yesterday, the phone rang. It was Aileen calling from Nashville, and we talked for a very long time. I love her so much that i had sent her Lip…

  • "When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way--from your first cigarette to your last dying day." On another note, since all my income is disposable income at the moment, My newest purchase from Fredericks.com: the NuBr…

  • warning: the following may be bitchy--i have had a long day, and this is my vent-space. I think i shall work backwards. a lot has happened since i saw king arthur. i sit here, mostly naked, sipping lemonade. I just got…

  • WEEEEEAUUUUOUAH!!! That was a GOOOOOOD movie!!!!! Gawain had dreadlocks!! And it was a real Guinevere—a historically accurate, blue-tinted Pictish warrior Guinevere! she is sharp-tongued and witty, and the best soldi…

  • Damn you, Xangazon! Why can't i be both currently reading AND currently playing? I'm listening to Crosby Stills and Nash's song about me (they spell Guinevere with two 'n' s for some unknown reason) in honor of them ge…

  • *************************** overly bearded man in trucker's cap deciphers bus schedule **************************** that's a kerouac-style haiku, written while on bicycle. it goes along well with: *********************…

  • Patti and i just went to see the Stepford Wives, eat at Applebee's, and browse Barnes and Noble. Gee-willickers is East Lansing ever a hot-spot for hip-happenin' 20somethings. All i can say is "at least we're not Ann A…

  • Now, i have never been the type of girl to plan this sort of thing, but i have decided that the one extravagance i want at my wedding (should i choose to get married) is FIREWORKS! I'm talking maybe 30 seconds of the re…

  • Tell me if this sounds like a good bio for the back of my yet quite unfinished Confessions of the Psychedelic Loincloth: "Guinevere Alison Barr comes from a long line of conservative Bohemians. Her mother tells her tha…

  • I find death-threats in my underwear, this world is too intense. an additional intensity follows in, The wondrous tale of Lip Venom: Once upon a time, and a very long time ago it was too, i was a senior in high school,…

  • My brother sits on the toilet seat in half-lotus position, Eyes crinkled, dragging his nose along with them, Teeth exposed in a semi-sneer, but inherently content. He rocks back and forth in a meditative trance, Not in t…

  • "...Ecstatically Ecstatically Ecstatically Ecstatically , existence is but an illusion." --King Friday I don't think anything has ever been more beautiful than i am at this very moment. I am the…

  • "He cooks! He cleans! And yes ladies, he is available! PROPANE" --a billboard that amuses me. Not that i care deeply and passionately about it, but Reagan would have wanted the flags at full-mast for the 4th of July.…

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    • Name: Guinevere
    • Location: Kalamazoo, Michigan, United States
    • Birthday: 4/23/1984
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    • Member Since: 11/18/2003

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